i want a job!!!!!

The title says it all.

Anyone got lorbang?!

I can do anything.
Specializing in the following 10 areas:

1) Road sweeper
2) Fart collector
3) Feathers plucker
4) Teaching the 101 ways of burping in tunes
5) Selling eggs to chickens and milk to cows
6) Convincing kbox-ers to sing angmo kua
7) Selling per-entry tickets to toilets
8) Imitating Ernie from Sesame Street
9) Acting like Oscar the Grouch
10)Attaching wings on butter, hoping that it'd metamorphosis into a butterfly

Envy huh! I can feel it steaming from you.


Nah just kidding!
Hope you guys laughed.